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Dear Call of Duty,

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WILDMAMMOTH said...
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Man, I guess I'll just get to it. I think we need to stop seeing each other.

Sure, there were good times. But let's face it, we haven't really felt that spark since Modern Warfare 2. And even back then, if we're honest with each other, we knew there were problems. That's really when it all started.

For a long time, you seem to have been handing out victories and defeats at random. All of my losses feel undeserved, as do my wins. If I knife a guy in the back 3 times, he should not be able to turn around and shoot me. Likewise, when I run down the middle of the map while dual-wielding revolvers, I should get my ass handed to me. Sadly, you don't seem to care what takes place.

So, I guess now is when I admit that I cheated on you with Borderlands. I don't regret it. Borderlands just knows how to treat me. And soon, her hot younger sister is gonna be on the scene. You better believe that I'm gonna get me some Borderlands 2 action. And you better bet that it will be AMAZING.

Honestly, you should have seen this coming. I used you to cheat on Left 4 Dead and Left 4 Dead 2. And lately, even though she's tired and boring, Left 4 Dead 2 has tried harder to win me back than you ever did. Truthfully, you only have yourself to blame.

So, pack your things and get out of my HDD. And let's be clear on that: it is MY HDD. You never spent a dime on it. Also, I'm keeping Game Room. I know we picked her out at the shelter together, but she's bonded more with me. It wouldn't be fair to uproot her, and you want what's best for her. Don't you? Besides, you never picked out any games for her...

Anyway, this is it. Get out of my 360.

-WILDMAMMOTH

Left 4 Dead

Left 4 Dead (X360)

Genre/Style: Shooter/First-Person Shooter
Release Date: 18/NOV/08
Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare

Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare (X360)

Genre/Style: Shooter/First-Person Shooter
Release Date: 06/NOV/07
Borderlands

Borderlands (X360)

Genre/Style: Shooter/First-Person Shooter
Release Date: 20/OCT/09
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (X360)

Genre/Style: Shooter/First-Person Shooter
Release Date: 10/NOV/09
Left 4 Dead 2

Left 4 Dead 2 (X360)

Genre/Style: Shooter/First-Person Shooter
Release Date: 17/NOV/09
Game Room

Game Room

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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 (X360)

Genre/Style: Shooter/First-Person Shooter
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Call Of Duty: Black Ops

Call Of Duty: Black Ops (X360)

Genre/Style: Shooter/First-Person Shooter
Release Date: 09/NOV/10
Borderlands 2

Borderlands 2 (X360)

Genre/Style: Shooter/First-Person Shooter
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It's for the best man, glad you've made peace with it
Hey man, if you haven't checked it out. I got a Swedish mail order that's treated me well and has always shown me a good time and shes somehow always getting better. Might I suggest you order one yourself..
http://www.battlefield.com/
I have been considering one of the Battlefield games. Maybe even a Halo title. I haven't played one of those since Halo 2. The only thing I'm sure of is that I will not be picking up Black Ops 2 or any of the CoD titles that come after it.
Heh, I remember the last time I got killed in MW3, even though I haven't played it since June. It was on Interchange, on that really long sight line under the bridge. Hardcore Team Death Match. I was using the RSASS, trying to snipe this dude that was running around dual-wielding MP9s. I took 8 shots from the OPPOSITE END OF THE MAP, then he turns, looks at me and kills me! My sniper got bested by a hipfired machine pistol from across the entire map! In hardcore! I was using both Blind Eye Pro and Assassin Pro, so I should have been hard as hell to find. I quit right then and there.
I'm deleting the spam comment. Hope nobody clicked those links.
Its Dope
CoD is? Actually, it's terrible.
Now that EA is retroactively getting rid of the online passes, I might pick up BF3, and I'll definitely pick up BF4.
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